Ashli Karaman

About The Book

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About the Book

Preschool Chaos: Tantrums, Teachers, and Glitter Explosions

This isn’t your average “how to run a school” manual. Oh no, this book is a backstage pass into the absurd, hysterical, and occasionally tear-jerking life of preschool ownership.

Inside, you’ll find:

  • Tantrums so epic they deserve their own standing ovation.
  • Creative chaos involving paint, glue, and tape mummies.
  • Parent partnerships that range from heartwarming to hilarious miscommunications.
  • The teacher’s lounge, aka the confessional/therapy office/snack bar.
  • Leadership lessons that prove coffee is more vital than air.

It’s funny. It’s real. And it will make you rethink ever underestimating a preschool teacher’s “Mom Look.”

Who Is This Book For?

Teachers

Who need reassurance that yes, other people also have glue on their ceiling.

Parents

Who want a behind-the-scenes peek at where their kids really spend the day.

Entrepreneurs

Who think running a preschool sounds easier than a start-up (spoiler: it’s not).

Anyone

Who enjoys chaos, comedy, and community all wrapped in the sweet smell of Play-Doh.

Basically, if you’ve ever been sneezed on by a toddler, bribed with Goldfish crackers, or considered coffee a survival tool you’ll feel right at home.

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This isn’t your average “how to run a school” manual. Oh no, this book is a backstage pass into the absurd, hysterical, and occasionally tear-jerking life of preschool ownership.

Inside, you’ll find:

  • Tantrums so epic they deserve their own standing ovation.
  • Creative chaos involving paint, glue, and tape mummies.
  • Parent partnerships that range from heartwarming to hilarious miscommunications.
  • The teacher’s lounge, aka the confessional/therapy office/snack bar.
  • Leadership lessons that prove coffee is more vital than air.

It’s funny. It’s real. And it will make you rethink ever underestimating a preschool teacher’s “Mom Look.”